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Post by Paul @ Oz Tabs on May 25, 2005 10:57:27 GMT 9
I was driving over the harbor bridge one day
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buck
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Why's everybody always pickin on me?
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Post by buck on May 25, 2005 17:47:41 GMT 9
when my car gave a hiss and a fart then stopped.
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Post by robbieb on May 26, 2005 9:54:16 GMT 9
Traffic was banking up behind me and people were getting mighty angry
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Dogil
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!!!
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Post by Dogil on May 26, 2005 16:06:02 GMT 9
"What right do you have to be angry at me? I cried, as I stood on the roof of my mauve Valiant Rambler, shaking my clenched fist at the burgeoning mob.
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Post by prmspen on May 28, 2005 7:58:16 GMT 9
Then I noticed that my fly was undone
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Post by robbieb on May 28, 2005 21:03:15 GMT 9
And it was FREEEEZING!!!
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Post by Paul @ Oz Tabs on May 30, 2005 8:44:22 GMT 9
Then I remembered that all my boxers were in the wash
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eh
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eh - what was that?
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Post by eh on Jun 1, 2005 16:34:49 GMT 9
and I ended up getting arrested for indecent exposure!
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Post by Troy Dann on Jun 1, 2005 18:46:53 GMT 9
So the cops took me to the police station...
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Dogil
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!!!
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Post by Dogil on Jun 7, 2005 22:56:38 GMT 9
I started to get really worried, because they had brought my guitar case from out of the back seat of the car, and as they opened it they all looked straight at me when they saw it contained.......................................................................................
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Post by Steve(aka GUIDO) on Jun 9, 2005 14:48:38 GMT 9
lingerie, a gimp suit and a jar of vegemite. The Seargent took out the 'long' baton ........
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ehsteve
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"I'd give up alcohol - but I'm no quitter"
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Post by ehsteve on Jun 10, 2005 9:31:45 GMT 9
so i closed my eyes and clicked my heels together 3 times.....
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Dogil
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!!!
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Post by Dogil on Jun 12, 2005 19:14:18 GMT 9
which was a pretty bad idea, cos my fake heel snapped open and my private stash fell out all over the footpath in front of the arresting officers.
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Post by Troy Dann on Jun 13, 2005 17:43:29 GMT 9
I then clicked my fingers and...
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Post by acousticandrew on Jun 14, 2005 12:05:25 GMT 9
started singing along to Nicky Webster's "Strawberry Kisses", which was blasting out of the stereo in the cop car......
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