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Post by ariarocker on Dec 13, 2004 8:49:59 GMT 9
Here are 15 reasons why guitars are better than girlfriends:
01. Girls dump you. A guitar will always be there when you get home.
02. A guitar's minimum requirement is an amp. A girl's minimum requirement is shoes, clothes, makeup, a mirror, magazines, more shoes and a tiny handbag. And that's every week!
03. You'll never turn on a girl as fast as you can turn on an amp.
04. If your guitar sounds crap, you can tune it. If your girl talks crap you're stuck with her.
05. Guitar's, unlike girls, have volume control which goes all the way down.
06. If you play your guitar crap, it tells you its crap. It doesn't lie and pretend you did it right when you didn't!
07. Two girls at once is hard to come by. Double kneck guitars are not.
08. Your guitar makes a sound only when you want it to.
09. Nobody cares when you dump your old, out of date guitar for a new, younger model. In fact it's encouraged.
10. With a guitar, you can copy tunes from other songs. With a girl, try telling her you're copying some moves from an ex and she'll throw you out.
11. Your guitar doesn't refuse to let you play it once a month.
12. Your guitar will never find out if you've been playing another guitar behind its back.
13. You don't have to get guitars drunk before using them.
14. You can stare at a guitar all you like, but stare at a girl too long and you'll end up in an immense amount of pain.
15. Watching other people play the guitar is entertaining. Watching other people do it is just sick!
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Llama
Strummer
Clams really aren't all that happy..
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Post by Llama on Dec 13, 2004 14:41:15 GMT 9
*snorts*
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Post by robbieb on Dec 13, 2004 19:47:53 GMT 9
11. Your guitar doesn't refuse to let you play it once a month. Either you aint playing your guitar enough, or you aint doin' summint else enough..... Oh, wait, you're 13, nevermind. Keep playing that guitar
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Post by hydrafonics on Dec 13, 2004 22:10:47 GMT 9
the highest note my guitar hits is a D (e string, 22nd fret) maybe one day ill get my girlfriend to squeel that high in closing, guitar good, but you cant have sex with them....or can you....?? No you cant im going now
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angelvoice
Lead Freak
"Add a dab of lavender to your bath, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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Post by angelvoice on Jan 12, 2005 7:50:44 GMT 9
there are times when i feel dreadfully outnumbered as a girl on this forum.
this is one of them.
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Post by robbieb on Jan 13, 2005 7:45:58 GMT 9
Well I currently don't have a girlfriend, but I'm not sleeping with my guitar. Guitars are definitely too hard, and a bit flat chested as well. They've got all the curves on the sides, but none elsewhere. A long skinny neck and a tiny head. No, I'm definitely not sexually attracted to my guitar, but I love my Fat Lady anyway, just in a platonic way
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