Dogil
Lead Freak
I reject your reality and substitute my own!!!
Posts: 194
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Post by Dogil on Jun 14, 2005 16:51:57 GMT 9
The senior constable screamed at the sound of her voice (mine too I think) and while he was frantically trying to find JJJ I took the opportunity and committed a quick "offski" out of the back seat and into the night.
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Post by Steve(aka GUIDO) on Jun 15, 2005 9:53:25 GMT 9
at 1000 miles an hour. I had done it, escaped, but not before I turned and saw........
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Post by acousticandrew on Jun 15, 2005 11:42:14 GMT 9
one of those "black holes" that supposedly transports you to another time and place. I thought to myself, "this is my chance to ditch these cops for good!". I walked through it and suddenly I found myself....
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Post by goldguru on Jun 15, 2005 17:52:11 GMT 9
and as found myself trying to figure out what key the song was I realised I was losing the plot
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Post by Troy Dann on Jun 15, 2005 20:10:52 GMT 9
to the story I had written 2 days earlier. However what I did recover was...
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Post by acousticandrew on Jun 16, 2005 14:56:07 GMT 9
Kurt Cobain!! As quick as a flash I grabbed a guitar and shoved it into his hands, demanding he play an intimate acoustic set just for me! But there was just one problem.........
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Post by Troy Dann on Jun 17, 2005 16:22:02 GMT 9
It turned out to be his wax model in disguise. That bastard, the day he married that girl...
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Post by goldguru on Jun 18, 2005 9:10:07 GMT 9
he got into a "hole" lot of trouble...
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Post by acousticandrew on Jun 18, 2005 16:04:44 GMT 9
as I was walking along, head in hands, pondering this really bad joke, I walked straight into a big, slimy......
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Post by luvaccoustic on Jun 19, 2005 17:28:47 GMT 9
transvestite,after a big night out,woke up in a storm-water drain and was mumbling something bout having a very sore.....
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Post by Troy Dann on Jun 19, 2005 20:12:59 GMT 9
nose. It had spent the night inside some bushes off the side of the road when s/he had accidently...
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Post by Steve(aka GUIDO) on Jun 21, 2005 10:40:35 GMT 9
thought he had sniffed some ganja but it turned out to be a...................
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Post by Steve(aka GUIDO) on Jul 6, 2005 12:51:05 GMT 9
a rose bush and with thorns sticking into my face I began to........
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Post by Steve(aka GUIDO) on Jul 6, 2005 12:58:35 GMT 9
remember my childhood and the many times my dad.....
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Post by Steve(aka GUIDO) on Jul 7, 2005 9:50:04 GMT 9
would push my face into the dough to make monkey biscuits but mum would always.......
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